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Cyanide & Happiness - Freakpocalypse (Episode 1) Steam Achievements

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About Damn Time

Return overdue book to librarian.

A Bushy Tale

Listen to the Bush's tragic story.

A Long Road Ahead

Complete Chapter 1.

Back In My Day

Listen to all of Grandpa TieGuy's stories.

Blue Brailles

Deliver porn to Stevie Shades.

Blue Shirted Eye Grabber

Acquire the lab technician's eyeball.

Burned By Bernie

Listen to every one of Bernie's "Prune Swirl" insults.

Chick'n Coop

Get credit card signature from Mothercluck’n Chick’n customer.

Chill Out

Learn about 10 different ice cream flavors from Dr. Scoops.

Coming Clean

Find Señor Cleanfist.

Creepy Peepy Boy

Gain access to the girl's locker room.

Desperate Times

Ask every person you possibly can out to prom.

Die Of Boredom

Stand in one location without moving for 20 minutes.

Distraction With Action

Distract Patty by making Starsky & Hutch get into a fight.

Distraction With Attraction

Distract Patty by making Starsky & Hutch fall in love.

Don't Slurp That

Give a condom to a boy in need.

Every Town Has An Elm Street

Find a nightmarish costume.

Eye For Detail

Use the retinal scanner in the Secret Lab.

Pummeling Puffs

Trick Patty into believing Ms. Puffs stole her lunch, then witness the beatdown.

Freaky Flasher

Remain completely nude for at least 10 minutes.

Gotta Got 'Em All

Insult every object you can with your "Got 'ems"

Guerilla Marketer

Post all of Sawyer's flyers in the school.

Get To Know Shark Dad

Have a conversation with Shark Dad.

Hobo Habitat

Give Hobo Moe a new home.

Hoochaholic

Deliver all the supplies for making fine toilet wine.

Hurt Me More

Catch Mr. Murphy in his S&M outfit.

Jeremiah 29:12

Convince someone that you're God.

Judge A Book By Its Cover

Learn about 30 different library book titles.

Juvenile Delinquent

Get arrested.

Locker Blocker

Get access to your locker.

Locker Stalker

Open every Kickstarter Backer locker in the school.

Look Ma, I Can Fly!

Perform an aerial escape to avoid the bullies.

Lost Prophet

Find every Jesus.

Marriage Counselor

Help the Janitor by ruining Beverly's date.

Mission Impassable

Reveal hidden lasers in the Secret Lab.

Mission Permission

Forge a signature on the permission slip.

My Girl

Get rid of the wasp nest.

Not So Permanent After All

Alter your permanent record.

Operation Intrude n313

Sneak into Golden Haze.

Participation Award

Here you go! You deserve it! Everyone deserves it!

PermaPeeper

Look at every Permanent Record in the Principal's Office.

Printer Pal

Fix Grandma's printer.

Project Runway

Collect every costume.

Puny Express

Mail out Gertie's scathing letter.

Ready For Rod

Get a free pizza from Rod's Thick Pizza.

Rope-A-Dope

Retrieve the rope in the school gymnasium.

Scarred For Life

Give Drug Dealer some scar cream.

Send Nudes

Deliver Grandma's racy photos to Bernie.

Huff The Magic Dragon

Give Mark Hufferman a new marker.

Speed Demon

Complete Part 1 in less than 30 minutes without saving.

Survivalist

Find both Ted Bear locations in Part 1.

The Most Beautiful Thing I've Ever Seen

Stare at a bag blowing in the wind.

The World Can Wait

Complete all optional sidequests.

Third Wheel

Return the signed prom letter to Crystal.

Your Lemons Suck

Get a pre-order for Lemon Abe’s Lemon-Flavored “Lemonade” Type Drink