You are a weird, unpopular, ginger-headed orphan, and it’s time to save the world.

You play as Coop “Go Away, Weirdo” McCarthy and all you want to do is make the world a better place. The trouble is: Nobody likes you, school sucks, you can't find a prom date, everybody bullies you (including your teachers), and your attempts to help only make things worse. Will you escape high school alive? Who will love you? Do you even deserve love? Why is this game called Freakpocalypse? Find the answers to these questions and more by looking at, talking to, and touching everything within the C&H universe.
Key Features:

Just like playing in a Cyanide & Happiness animated cartoon filled with dark humor
Fully voiced dialogue and a large cast of crazy freaks
Interact with your favorite characters from the Cyanide & Happiness Universe including Ted Bear, Shark Dad, Señor Cleanfist, and more!
An absurd amount of characters and objects to look at, touch, and talk to
Cinematic cutscenes and a completely original soundtrack
Unlockable costumes for you to find, wear, and embarrass yourself with
Optional sidequests for special rewards and replayability
Run OR walk - just like in real life!
Achievements based on how good (or bad) you are at the game
Secret ways to die!
Part 1 of an ongoing apocalyptic prom story!
Brought to life thanks to 15,000 sexy geniuses on Kickstarter
Experience life as an unpopular loser*

*hopefully for the first time

Cyanide & Happiness - Freakpocalypse Part 1: Hall Pass To Hell

Puny Express Achievement

Puny Express

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