Kill 50 healthy Kleers with a direct double shotgun hit.
Head into Rome. Ditch Rodriguez.
Party like it's 199.
Use the mininuke to eliminate 100 enemies at once.
Finish a text adventure. On an oil rig. During an alien invasion.
One-shot kill 3 Werebulls with a shotgun.
Save a princess. Doesn't get more classic than that.
Navigate the citadel of Carcassonne. Start reassembling your team.
Recover a key stolen by a cultist.
Dismember 50 enemies with cannonballs.
Save the rookie. Find Father Mikhail. See the sights.
Make 20 enemies kill each other using Psychotropic Grenades.
Find out what happened to Alessandro.
Send Mental a message he won't forget.
Discover Fulbert's great invention.
Unlock 10 S.A.M.s in a single playthrough.
Get a weaponized black hole, using science.
Harvest 100 enemies with a combine harvester.
Don't fear the reaper. Be the reaper.
Kill 100 enemies with a headshot.
Ride the Popemobile to victory.
Run away from an angry volcano you foolishly antagonized.
Meet a powerful granny.
Kill 5 enemies during a single Time Warp slowdown.
Kill a Belcher using Belcher collateral barf damage.
Find out what happened to the English airman.
Kill 5 enemies in a row while your health is below 10 HP.
Destroy 10 propaganda drones.
Escape the Oil Rig.
Kill an Aludran Reptiloid using nothing but a pistol.
Kill 20 enemies while dual wielding double shotguns.
Go on a date with Hellfire.
Get knocked on the head and remember how you got here.
Get together with your friends and kill something big.
Spend 1000 minigun rounds while firing continuously.
Cross the French countryside and get very cross.
Protect humanity's treasures from invaders with no taste.
Beat the game on any difficulty.
Sign Secchi's rifle.
Assist a couple of young ladies out hunting.
Kill 11 different enemies using melee attacks.
Kill 3 enemies with a double shotgun blast.
Melee a big enemy.
Recover the alien artifact located by Dr. Stein.
Collect scorched aliens for Professor Kiesel.
Achievement is your middle name.
What if you could talk to the monsters?
Get justice. Get the Holy Grail. Get screwed over.
Fight alongside Massimo Murena.
Unlock a S.A.M.
Kill a Witchbride using C4.
Die HAARP With A Vengeance.
Make sure Gabriella is OK.
Assist Dr. Vermetti in his war on worms.
Unlock all trophies.