Fragged 1000 opponents.
Got a frag. Way to go!
Played in 500 multiplayer matches.
Conquered the universe.
Knocked someone to their death.
Captured 3 flags in one match.
Won 5 ranked matches.
Fragged an opponent with each weapon.
Defeated Xaero in Campaign Mode.
Humiliated an opponent carrying the Quad Damage.
Picked up one of every item.
Fragged someone after dying, before respawning.