Collect all trophies
Get your first very own PiPhone.
Try to cheat when distributing the posters.
Try to find Dick in the darkness.
Try to find Erin and Lemma in the darkness.
Find Dildo.
Meet the president.
Try to refund the game.
Meet Lefty outside his bar.
Lefty can tell a lot of "interesting" things.
You have to be diplomatic with lawyers.
Complete the quiz.
Use the Barbarian Brew leftovers.
Pretend you are working.
End up where Larry belongs.
Fulfill the prophecy.
Learn something about Larry's subconsciousness.
Complete the game.
Date Erin.
Date Lemma.
Date Dick.
Date Nari.
Help Lance
Have fun with the "Time-Killing-Machine".
Date Diana.
Date Anu.
Start a new game.
Try to trim some beards.
Larry in the 21st century!
Watch the credits to the end.
Help the game to pass the Bechdel Test.
Choose the dice at the wrong moment.
... is this lousy achievement. Try to refund the game.