You launched the game!
You beat level 10!
You surpassed level 25!
You beat level 50!
You beat level 100! Good job!
You beat level 10 in gamer mode!
You beat level 25 in gamer mode!
You beat level 50 in gamer mode!
You beat level 100 in gamer mode! You're way too good at this game haha
You died!
You talked to him, but you regret it, don't you?
You talked to Joe, and he's pretty cool!
Why? Why did you do it?
You found the secret area!
You're pretty boring lol
You found all of the secrets!
You collected ALL of the tokens! That's a lot!
You died ten times!
You... "found" it...
Mmm... Tasty...
Wow you need to go outside lol
You died fifty times!
You died one-hundred times!
You died five-hundred times!
You died ONE-THOUSAND times!!! That's a lot lol
You died FIVE-THOUSAND times!!! You're pretty bad lol
WOW! That's a lot of deaths! Thanks for playing this much haha
