Find all collectibles
Complete test chambers.
Gather $1000000
Blow up all pirate ships
Destroy all freighters
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Visit the badehaus.
Find all the pony horses.
Headbutt all alien eggs
Tag 10 walls.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Run wild with the Podrunner.
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Craft all items in one game
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Eat 50 food items in one game
Craft all the weapons in one game
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Survive 10 days
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Just finish that one LAST job.
A Trip to the Moon.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Get deviously trapped again
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Do a card trick at the magician
It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Trash the server room
Jump on the launchpad
Jörgen
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Enjoy your trip
Baa with the choir
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Find all collectibles on level 7
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Find all the blocks
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Buy all hats
I'm Sorry About My Goat Achievement
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Travel to space!
Win the title bout!
Finish all manual quests
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death
Do no evil
Thrash the Goathenge
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Hold your own concert
