Find all collectibles on level 2
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Find all the blocks
Buy all hats
I'm Sorry About My Goat Achievement
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Hold your own concert
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Do no evil
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell
Travel to space!
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Finish all manual quests
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Thrash the Goathenge
Win the title bout!
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Enjoy your trip
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive.
Eat 50 food items in one game
Baa with the choir
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Gather $1000000
Run Wild With The Podrunner
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Jorgen
A Trip to the Moon.
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Jump on the launchpad
Find All The Pony Horses
Find All Collectibles
Get deviously trapped again
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Wear 30 masks at once.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Blow Up All Pirate Ships
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Visit The Badehaus
Do a card trick at the magician
Craft all items in one game
Survive 10 days
Complete Test Chambers
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Craft all the weapons in one game
Shoot Down 30 Police Ships
It never erupts when you want it to.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Tag 10 Walls
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Pickup A Photon Sword As Father Or Good Goat
Trash the server room
Destroy All Freighters
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Headbutt All Alien Eggs
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet