You fainted on the Limitless Line.
You defeated ???.
You defeated the conductor.
You ripped up your own deed.
You destroyed every single tax document.
You prevented universal taxation
You defeated Corrupt Onion and beat the game.
You grew all the heart fruits!
You destroyed someone else's deed.
You found all the hats.
You ripped up a letter from our dad.
You got nuked, kiddo.
You destroyed words written by a tyrant.
You destroyed the book that taught everyone how to speak.
You obtained a hunk of gold that makes you feel good.
You broke some computer software.
You destroyed a waifu.
You destroyed FlipFlop's last chance.
You read and ripped up part of a diary.
You ripped up an old newspaper.
You tore up a nuclear hazard information sheet.
You got a dirty shovel.
You ripped up a letter to the dead.
You ripped up a wanted poster.
You destroyed a vandalized poster.
You destroyed a receipt for seeds.
You ripped up Matt's MIA notice
You tore up Matt's draft letter.
You brutally murdered Jerry and ripped up his rent.
You obtained your first hat.
You tore up a love letter.
You ripped a lame book in half.
You shredded slayQueen32's autograph.
You ripped up a receipt in the trash.
You tore up someone's 1099.
You grew your own Soil Sword!
You committed tax evasion!