Call everyone.
Open a network of portals between every realm.
Read every book.
Learn how to combine items.
Meet every Holy Spirit.
Insult 10 Elders
Help Mike Cobbles.
Look at 20 pieces of art adjacent stuff.
Save heaven.
Listen to yourself on the radio.
Listen to every song.
Skydive to all locations without hitting any dogs.
Install the wardrobe module.
Get a perfect score in Whack-an-angel.
Visit Hell.
Insult one Elder
Install the Holy Site Sentimenterer.
Visit Earth.
Get a watch upgrade.
Visit Helheim.
Freak out Puriel
Become a victim of strange, irrational rules that make absolutely no sense.
Have a cookie.
Finish the game by rewinding 30 times or less.
Give Satan a gift.
See crazy nonsense everywhere.
Learn everything.
Fill out your wardrobe.
Get all watch upgrades.
Watch every divine memory.
Die in 5 different ways.
Insult All Elders
Pay for services rendered.
Insult 10 Elders in the same timeline.
Give Elder 7 every type of coffee possible.
Give Brokk a nosebleed.
Make Gerardiel shut up.