Fully complete all missions and challenges.
Read the credits.
Complete all of the story missions.
Defeat Turn Coat
Find all the secret posters.
Get first place on the driving range scoreboard.
Put the ball in the hole.
Solve the only puzzle in the game.
Find the sniper secret.
Visit the Cheesus is Bling merch exhibit.
Stun a Sagging Pants Enemy with a weapon.
Complete all challenges.
Finish both sniper encounters while maximum Live rating.
Defeat Hackerman
Transform a Karen into a fashionista with the Tailormade, and another with the Belt of Justice.
Fab Slap 50 enemies.
Fab Slap 25 enemies.
Stun enemies 250 times with the Belt of Justice.
Stun enemies 100 times with the Belt of Justice.
Defeat Hugo Bauss.
Meet with the mysterious stranger for the first time.
Decline a business deal with the Belt of Justice.
Collect every piece of swag during a mission.
Find a mocktail on the ground and drink it.
Open the game for the first time.
