Dehydration AND dysentery? Are you from Oregon?
You slept in over 20 churches.
You have contracted every affliction.
You are the killer of wolves.
You ate every type of plant
You visited every location type
You built a campfire
You travelled 10 miles on the river without stopping.
Completed the campaign without killing any animals
You survived 40 days in Endless Mode without eating any meat
You survived 40 days in Endless Mode without eating any plants
You expanded your inventory to the maximum
Equipped a full seat of Bear Hide clothing
You fully upgraded your raft in a single playthrough
You crafted every item.
You killed every type of animal with arrows.
You survived 40 days in Endless Mode without sleeping in a shelter
You spoke with every river resident
You died in every possible way.
You survived 100 miles in Endless Mode
You survived 200 miles in Endless Mode.
You cured 30 afflictions in a single playthrough
You reached High Ground in the Campaign Mode
You reached Angel Yards in Campaign Mode
You reached The Kingdom in Campaign Mode
You repaired 1000 points of raft health
After 20 days of travel, you had every stat at 100% and no afflictions
You started a new game with items in Aesop's bag
You poisoned 20 wolves with tainted meat
You travelled 20 miles with the raft motor running
You equipped a full set of Wolf Hide clothing
You stacked 10 afflictions
Made 50 articles of clothing
Take that... bear.
You lured a hostile animal into a snake
You ate all the bad stuff in a single playthrough.