Started playing
Beaten the scrolling shooter segment without dying, as a dinosaur
Finished the whole damn game
Played through Fat Cake universe and ate every fat cake, with a hamburger for a face
Danced through the first universe and didn't stop for nothing
Collected half the hats
Collected all the hats
Beaten Rejected Green Clone universe in under a minute, wearing a monocle and a top-hat
Finished Shotgun universe in under 60 seconds
Played through Straitjacket Darkness universe without dying, with a horse head
