You discovered every location on the World Map.
You got modded, and can now install cyborg parts.
You defeated Angela Deth and stopped a coup.
You beat the game on the easiest difficulty.
You beat the game on the normal difficulty.
You resisted temptation and never opened the Mysterious Case.
You amassed a collection that would terrify a toy shop owner.
You arrested Liberty Buchanan.
You killed Liberty Buchanan.
You ate a Clown Burger.
You reached level 25.
You truly earned your toaster repair diploma.
You killed every living person in Downtown Colorado Springs.
You upgraded your vehicle to the highest level.
Pizepi Joren has offered to join your party.
You arrested Victory Buchanan.
Victory Buchanan has offered to join your party.
You killed Victory Buchanan.
You saved all the hostages in Aspen.
You took down a Scorpitron, in proud Ranger tradition.
You threw a snowball at an NPC or party member.
Fish-Lips has offered to join your party.
You answered Morningstar's call and gave him a new home.
You set off Morningstar's self-destruct mechanism.
Ironclad Cordite has offered to join your party.
You sat through Quarex' entire museum tour.
Scotchmo has offered to join your party.
You unlocked all the major room upgrades to Ranger HQ.
You installed 4 weapon mods on a single weapon.
You found the Provost.
You killed Valor Buchanan.
You overwrote Valor Buchanan's mind with God-President Reagan.
You arrested Valor Buchanan.
You convinced the Machine Commune that humans can be trusted.
You saved the shipment of power armor from the Scar Collectors.
You shattered a frozen enemy.
You give hit-and-run a new meaning.
You never made it to Colorado Springs.
You accidentally downed one of your own squad members.
You killed an enemy with fire damage.
Lucia Wesson has offered to join your party.
You liquefied an enemy with energy damage.
Darius Kwon has offered to join your party.
You established a new Ranger HQ in Colorado.
You found the Kodiak.
Your commanding officer was killed in action. It's your mission now.
You blew up 6 enemies with a single explosive attack.
You deposed the Patriarch and liberated Colorado from his rule.
Team November and the Rangers have taken over Colorado.
You beat the game on the hard difficulty.
You beat the game on the hardest difficulty.
You dealt with Erastus Dorsey before he could harm the Hoon family.
You allowed the Hoons to be murdered and the power armor to be stolen.
You found every lore book in the game.
You obtained all vehicle upgrades.
You killed 4 enemies at once with a single shotgun attack.
You assembled Poultron.
You uncovered the darkest of conspiracies.
You collected all STDs in the Wasteland.
You brought Billy and Jean all the way to the end of the game.
You tamed at least one of every type of animal companion.
You found all the cassette tapes left around Colorado.
