Successfully entered both your quips in a round
Wrote "meatloaf candy" and win a battle with it
With both of your battles in a round
You won all of your battles in Round 1 and 2
Played a game with 8 players
Entered the same thing as your opponent
Got a quiplash.
Got 70% or more of the votes in the Last Lash
Played a game with an audience
Wrote a quip that Schmitty actually responds to
