You are the SkateBIRD
You're pretty sure the CEO won't get their deposit back
You've wrecked this place worse than a hole-in-the-wall computer store ever could
You've prepared the best welcome-home party that a bird ever could
You've gone out into the world and touched some grass
You've proven you can be trusted in the Big Room, and maybe get to go out more often
You've befriended Anthony, and now Seagull can worry less about him being so alone.
Anthony had been on the fringes too long, and now he's back with his people. Good job, bird.
You've become a skateboarding bird
You've reached the rooftop, let the heist begin
You've found where the boss lives, now take his stuff
Wait, breaking into a server is that easy?
Nobody suspects the birds
You're a bird on a skateboard, and you tried your best
It smells a lot better in here now
You're now only slightly scared of heists
