You dropped a car on someone! How could you?!
So you like chasing pigs?
You scored a goal!
Neutralize 3 or more enemies with a single throwable!
Nobody's messin' with Harper now.
Building stuff is like, your thing now...
You reached the caves!
Them newfangled Fighting Machines are no match for you!
You reached the Sewers!
Washed ashore on the beach.
You shall henceforth be known as "The Common Cold".