You recited the Hail Mary correctly.
You knocked out Troy.
You unlocked 25% of nodes in the mind map.
You won the staring contest with Monkey.
You finished Act 1.
You launched Crouton.
You equipped the JOY bolo tie.
Pawpaw relieved himself.
You recruited Blake and your dead mom.
LeBlanc is all clowned up.
You gave the pigman Mardi Gras beads.
You convinced Bruce to leave his post at the Ark.
You put on an itchy, foul-smelling shirt that you found in an abandoned mall. Nice.
You got the meter from the researchers at the fishing camp.
You finished Act 2.
You read Laura St. Claire's letter.
You listened to the entirety of Showgoer's Tale.
You steered the boat without taking damage once.
You found the alligator phone case.
You unlocked the "Will You Make It Out Alive?" reading.
You got downers from Santa Claus.
You returned the meter to researchers with moderate reading.
You returned the meter to researchers with extreme reading.
You deleted all of Catherine's memories.
You gave False Pawpaw John's head.
You launched Crouton with Pots.
You failed to knock on the door at the fishing camp 5 or more times.
You spoke to Gus with the Metairie Angels phonecase equipped.
You found Catherine's ring.
You showed John's head to the patriot.
You found wet Monkey.
You gave wet Monkey to Bruce.
You finished the game.
You unlocked 50% of nodes in the mind map.
You unlocked all nodes in the mind map.