Melee a big enemy.
Use the mininuke to eliminate 100 enemies at once.
Find out what happened to the English airman.
Assist a couple of young ladies out hunting.
Kill 100 enemies with a headshot.
Make 20 enemies kill each other using Psychotropic Grenades.
Save a princess. Doesn't get more classic than that.
Kill a Witchbride using C4.
Kill 11 different enemies using melee attacks.
Unlock 10 S.A.M.s in a single playthrough.
Find out what happened to Alessandro.
Send Mental a message he won't forget.
Beat the game on any difficulty.
Kill 5 enemies in a row while your health is below 10 HP.
Escape the Oil Rig.
Finish a text adventure. On an oil rig. During an alien invasion.
Get justice. Get the Holy Grail. Get screwed over.
Go on a date with Hellfire.
Dismember 50 enemies with cannonballs.
Destroy 10 propaganda drones.
Navigate the citadel of Carcassonne. Start reassembling your team.
Kill 50 healthy Kleers with a direct double shotgun hit.
What if you could talk to the monsters?
Achievement is your middle name.
Protect humanity's treasures from invaders with no taste.
Cross the French countryside and get very cross.
Discover Fulbert's great invention.
Kill 20 enemies while dual wielding double shotguns.
Don't fear the reaper. Be the reaper.
Harvest 100 enemies with a combine harvester.
Ride the Popemobile to victory.
Meet a powerful granny.
Assist Dr. Vermetti in his war on worms.
Make sure Gabriella is OK.
Party like it's 199.
Sign Secchi's rifle.
Head into Rome. Ditch Rodriguez.
Get a weaponized black hole, using science.
One-shot kill 3 Werebulls with a shotgun.
Run away from an angry volcano you foolishly antagonized.
Kill 5 enemies during a single Time Warp slowdown.
Collect scorched aliens for Professor Kiesel.
Die HAARP With A Vengeance.
Kill a Belcher using Belcher collateral barf damage.
Recover the alien artifact located by Dr. Stein.
Kill an Aludran Reptiloid using nothing but a pistol.
Recover a key stolen by a cultist.
Get together with your friends and kill something big.
Spend 1000 minigun rounds while firing continuously.
Fight alongside Massimo Murena.
Unlock a S.A.M.
Save the rookie. Find Father Mikhail. See the sights.
Kill 3 enemies with a double shotgun blast.
Get knocked on the head and remember how you got here.
