You picked up 3 tombstones without dying.
You completed the Libido Layer!
You selectively killed Kamikazes without killing any other creatures!
Wow, a Kamikaze orbited you!
You grabbed the oscilator really tight
Sweet, you found the knife loophole!
You just bought yourself some more time!
You held three rubber duckies at once!
You cracked your first egg!
Great, you used all of your powers!
You equipped the rainbow trail and the pink eye.
Nice, you killed 5 enemies with one bomb!
You cracked a purple egg!
You cracked a black egg!
You killed a Rammstein without using any powers!
You went from one pitstop to the next without killing any enemies!
Wonderful, now Dr. Phluff has no regrets!
You reached a multiplier of 8!
You reached a multiplier of 10!
You were the target of five snipers at once!