You completed the Libido Layer!
You found the loophole in the knife
You just bought yourself some more time!
You grabbed the oscilator really tight
You went from one pitstop to the next without killing any enemies!
You held three rubber duckies at once!
You cracked your first egg!
Great, you used all of your powers!
You equipped the rainbow trail and the pink eye.
Nice, you killed 5 enemies with one bomb!
You selectively killed Kamikazes without killing any other creatures!
You cracked a purple egg!
You cracked a black egg!
You killed a Rammstein without using any powers!
Wonderful, now Dr. Phluff has no regrets!
You reached a multiplier of 8!
You reached a multiplier of 10!
You picked up 3 tombstones without dying.
Wow, a Kamikaze orbited you!
You were the target of five snipers at once!