Tell the dancers about your new mixtape.
Create an arm circle.
Cure Amadeus.
Fully damage Amadeus.
Escape the rat swarm.
Collect 3 hats.
Make the scientist in need fall.
Die for the first time.
Collect your first hat.
Start a second playthrough.
Listen to the water theme song.
Complete the campaign without dying once.
Get bitten by three rats at the same time.
Destroy the elevator.
Carefully pass the pod room.
Get to the abandoned meeting room
Steal the Rat King's crown.
Escape the acid flooding cave.
Reach the secret tanning spot.
Date Paris.
Date Pandora.
Date Ulysses.
Collect 10 hats.
Date Patroclus.
Date each of Agamemnus' Heads
Open the door of the secret tomb.
Push your luck in the saloon.
Escape the crashing plane.
Get baited, son.
Collect 15 hats.
Collect 20 hats.
Collect 30 hats.
Collect 38 hats.
Collect all the hats.
