Became part of the cult.
Probably accidentaly made two projectiles collide.
Experienced a direct contact with the system.
Encountered a disconnection bug.
Turned into a cog in an advertisment campaign.
You've
Demonstrated utter desperation and addiction to the system.
Frantically waved your weapon left and right in order to feel like an action movie hero.
Good
Probably deliberately made a katana and a projectile collide.
Squashed, broke and smeared an enemy under your heavy boots.
Came to a certain realization about yourself.
Gained full access to killing simulation rooms.
Slaughtered countless enemies just to get a non-existent reward.
Seen a gruesome sight of an exploading head more than 100 times.
Been
A
Boy
Cruelly impaled two cypher beings with a sharp object.
Jumped a lot to find hidden terminals.
Strategically moved and timed actions to destroy enemies more effectively.
Realized that there is no better program than superhot.exe.
Proven your skill in killing Red Dudes in weird ways.
Transformed into a precise killing machine.
Transformed into a precise killing machine in Real Time!
