Took a nap
Got killed by a Mokujin. (Seriously?)
Entered into Hyperactive Mode
Took a step
Performed a jump
Cleared a cursed level
Used a Take Away Coffee and completed the level
Used a Mizugumo to walk on water
Used Yuki Onna Breath to freeze an enemy
Used a Ninja Cloak to avoid an enemy
Used a Katana to kill an enemy
Used a Ninja Suction Cup to climb a wall
Cleared a level with Ghosts without dying once
Got killed by a Ghost
Got killed by a Ninja Dog
Tried to perform a fighting game special attack. And succeeded!
Unlocked Kumo
Unlocked Yukiko
Unlocked Kamomitsu
Unlocked Yaiba
Unlocked Kyu
Unlocked Aragami
Unlocked Jack
Unlocked Ace
Hit a Shuriken with the Katana and killed a foe
Cleared a level with an S-Rank
Picked over 9000 coffees
Died 1000 times
Got more than 100000 yen
Stopped time
Cleared all levels with an S-rank
Defeated the Shogun
Cleared a level without stopping once after entering Hyperactive Mode
Cleared a level without picking a single coffee
Found a map to a new place during a level