The divot you leave in the captain's chair is unfillable by any other rear.
Who will shepherd souls when the guardians of the dead lay strewn in the sand?
Is that a roll of quarters in your pocket? #1 without retries!
The high score is now in your iron grip!
You ain't afraid of no rocks.
Save this run to your highlight reel!
You were barrely victorious!
It'll be a dark day when you're fooled by a jar of jelly beans.
You split a rock in half down to an molecule.
You've replaced your blood with blue milk and somehow managed to survive.
With a little ketchup, there's no book you won't devour.
The frat boys are gonna need a new roof.
One will keep you afloat, but a basket will surely sink you.
Good luck getting rid of this cat now!
Simply the best way to brew beans.
Finally, a good use for candy corn.
Wooden boxes tremble in your presence.
You slay queen!
Not a single molecule of duril escaped your mote-toter!
There's no end to this run, but you've gone far enough to warrant reward.
The pendant is a ward against Samhain's witchcraft.
You are the master of the arena.
You got hitched to the goo.
Je ne peux pas oublier le Gooliette!
In a room full of demons, you're the bad guy.
The mystery of the Halloween prankster has been solved.
Fear-powered!
The Steam Workship is yours!
You've been cordially invited.
You took the thunder lizard by the horns and drove it out of town.
Freedom is relying on those you trust.
You don't need no bots to know how to rock!
Those were the kookiest cookies you ever cooked.
You've un-Kramp-efied the holiday season!
Because most of the gold is just not enough.
Rib stickin' meals for skelly bellies.
You're more of a party-leaver than a partygoer.
Flawless victory...
You've survived enough tricks to earn a treat!
You're powered by the RNG of the universe!
No one is ever beyond redemption.
You've brought Brevik back from beyond the brink in the buff!
The Rings are conentric superhighways that circumscribe the universe. Those who venture the stratums between them are known as Ring Runners.
Hope an alien race wasn't watching your leet skills...
You have completed the Run Home campaign.
The crown in your mind has restored the way to the Will.
You accepted the challenge, fought and never lost.
Let's hope that was the last gumming...
You've always got one finger on the mutton.
You're the master of all noobies.
You can drop in and smack the lip with the best of them.
King of the monsters.
It's more of a lightly scratched record actually.
Why do you seek spoilers of your own story?
You've made your friend Lupa more supa!
You've battled back the corruption of the world to its origin and returned unscathed.
You have completed the Sweetwater campaign.
How many times must you cleanse the spring of Sweetwater?
You're initial top charts!
You have overcome The Wizard's trial and bested him atop his tower.
You finally found the T'owl you were looking for.
Anyone got any otter blood?
You're not the justice we need, but you are the justice we deserve.
Better start shopping for razors in the bulk aisle.
You've signed your name into the ledger.
