Unlock all trophies.
Assist a couple of young ladies out hunting.
Find out what happened to Alessandro.
Find out what happened to the English airman.
Send Mental a message he won't forget.
Beat the game on any difficulty.
Escape the Oil Rig.
Unlock 10 S.A.M.s in a single playthrough.
Finish a text adventure. On an oil rig. During an alien invasion.
Get justice. Get the Holy Grail. Get screwed over.
Dismember 50 enemies with cannonballs.
Go on a date with Hellfire.
Navigate the citadel of Carcassonne. Start reassembling your team.
Save a princess. Doesn't get more classic than that.
What if you could talk to the monsters?
Achievement is your middle name.
Protect humanity's treasures from invaders with no taste.
Cross the French countryside and get very cross.
Discover Fulbert's great invention.
Don't fear the reaper. Be the reaper.
Harvest 100 enemies with a combine harvester.
Ride the Popemobile to victory.
Kill 5 enemies in a row while your health is below 10 HP.
Kill 20 enemies while dual wielding double shotguns.
Make 20 enemies kill each other using Psychotropic Grenades.
Use the mininuke to eliminate 100 enemies at once.
Spend 1000 minigun rounds while firing continuously.
Kill 50 healthy Kleers with a direct double shotgun hit.
Meet a powerful granny.
Assist Dr. Vermetti in his war on worms.
Make sure Gabriella is OK.
Kill a Witchbride using C4.
Party like it's 199.
Melee a big enemy.
Sign Secchi's rifle.
Head into Rome. Ditch Rodriguez.
Get a weaponized black hole, using science.
One-shot kill 3 Werebulls with a shotgun.
Kill 5 enemies during a single Time Warp slowdown.
Kill 11 different enemies using melee attacks.
Run away from an angry volcano you foolishly antagonized.
Collect scorched aliens for Professor Kiesel.
Kill 3 enemies with a double shotgun blast.
Die HAARP With A Vengeance.
Kill an Aludran Reptiloid using nothing but a pistol.
Kill 100 enemies with a headshot.
Recover the alien artifact located by Dr. Stein.
Recover a key stolen by a cultist.
Get together with your friends and kill something big.
Fight alongside Massimo Murena.
Unlock a S.A.M.
Save the rookie. Find Father Mikhail. See the sights.
Destroy 10 propaganda drones.
Kill a Belcher using Belcher collateral barf damage.
Get knocked on the head and remember how you got here.
