Obtain all trophies
S.K.A.T.E. up the road to Coit Tower without interruption
S.K.A.T.E. from Parliament to the Russian embassy without interruption
Kill a reincarnated guru with his own body
S.K.A.T.E. from the temple gates through the park to Takoshima City without interruption
S.K.A.T.E. from the landing zone near Tarkovskoye along the tracks to the East without interruption
S.K.A.T.E. from the Blisk dome to the base's entrance without interruption
Find the hidden basketball on the moon and score a hoop with PK Slam
Complete all odd jobs
Destroy a crusty old cryptid in Tunguska
Collect all Alien Artifacts
Collect all songs
Collect all posters
Use your saucer's weapons to scare human cattle out of their hidden hives on each map
Demolish a public toilet on each map
Destroy a washed-up scammer in Takoshima
Summon Arkvoodle and take hold of his vibrating super-weapon
Ascend Takoshima Tower
Complete all optional mission objectives (use the Holopoxdeck if you have to)
Destroy the crab behind the curtain
Line up three humans with the Dislocator and send them sprawling
Unlock all Gene Blender upgrades
Invade Solaris
Destroy an old foe in Tunguskan ship-to-ship battle
Outrun Blisk Spores with S.K.A.T.E.
Throw a cop through a donut with PK
Drop a human from the top of Albion Bridge by cancelling PK
Invade Tunguska
Destroy a familiar-looking monster in Takoshima
Invade Takoshima
Re-visit a mission in the Holopoxdeck at a saucer landing zone
Destroy a majestic presence in Albion
Destroy a dastardly double agent in Albion
Score three perfectly-timed Anal Probes in a row
Invade Albion
Phone home
Use a Furotech Reactor to purchase a capstone upgrade in the Pox Mart
Complete your first steps on the Path of the Sacred Crotch
Destroy a tool in Bay City
Upgrade your saucer in the Pox Mart at a saucer landing zone
Upgrade Crypto in the Pox Mart at a saucer landing zone
Rifle through your Furonigami collection
Accelerate Brain Extract, Body Snatch, Transmog or Drain by mashing that button like you mean it
Try out a new look for Crypto in the Cloning Chamber
Invade Bay City
