Find All Collectibles
Find All The Pony Horses
Complete Test Chambers
Tag 10 Walls
Visit The Badehaus
Run Wild With The Podracer
Headbutt All Alien Eggs
Pickup A Photon Sword As Father Or Good Goat
Blow Up All Pirate Ships
Shoot Down 30 Police Ships
Destroy All Freighters
Gather $1000000
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive.
A Trip to the Moon.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Trash the server room
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Get deviously trapped again
Jump on the launchpad
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Jörgen
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Baa with the choir
Enjoy your trip
Craft all items in one game
Craft all the weapons in one game
Eat 50 food items in one game
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Survive 10 days
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Unlock all the Goat Trophies!
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds
Find all collectibles on level 2
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Find all the blocks
Buy all hats
Fight the turtle
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
I'm sorry about my goat
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Hold your own concert
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Have 10 gas canisters explode at the same time
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once
Lick the Hanging Glider
Everything the light touches is your kingdom
Travel to space!
Thrash the Goathenge
Win the title bout!
Finish all manual quests
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death
Become the Queen of GoatVille
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat
Do no evil
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue