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Completed the game itself.
Homestar moves out of the House of Strong.
Obtained all costumes.
Earned all obscure trophies.
Faced and defeated 14 levels of snakes in Snake Boxer 5.
Unlocked Snake Boxer 5's Cobra mode.
Earn 5000 points or more in Teen Girl Squad.
Collected all Teen Girl Squad cards.
Collect all pages of the Snake Boxer 5 manual.
Obtained a really good time on the Free Country USA Triannual Race to the End of the Race.
Help Strong Bad lose the race for Homestar.
Called everyone in Strongbadia.
User draws the track on the map.