Get the missiles from the shop! "Now's the time to strike back!"
Win the $10,000 jackpot on the slot machines. "You won the Grand Prize!"
Collect 8 weapons! "You got a full armoury!"
Have at least 10 face customisations. "Wow! All these fancy things!"
Get at least 5 wheel customisations. "You can ride for hours!"
Open a gift sent from the Island "When you're the Boss, you have 365 birthdays."
Clear 10 secondary missions. "You mission freak!"
Die less than 5 seconds after a respawn. "Ooooh! Poor thing! Want a cookie?"
Kill 500 bugs in the game! "Thanks for your help!"
Die and retry more than 100 times. "You did it on purpose?"
Finish the game! "Congratulations! Thanks for your hard work!"
Find a secret gift. "You are gifted, sir!"
