Upload some music to your system, play that music while playing with detuned, and maximize one of the distortive sound effects.
Use the pump controls to pump up and release completely an effect.
Dance with four elephants around the chair.
Look at Rob dancing.
Use the right stick to crank up an effect.
Use all Modes at least once in a session.
Issue any two button combo.
Use the camera controls to zoom in or out.
Watch the demo mode to the end.
Read the... Help Screen.