Dance with four elephants around the chair.
Look at Rob dancing.
Upload some music to your system, play that music while playing with detuned, and maximize one of the distortive sound effects.
Use all Modes at least once in a session.
Read the... Help Screen.
Watch the demo mode to the end.
Issue any two button combo.
Use the pump controls to pump up and release completely an effect.
Use the right stick to crank up an effect.
Use the camera controls to zoom in or out.