Upload some music to your system, play that music while playing with detuned, and maximize one of the distortive sound effects.
Dance with four elephants around the chair.
Use all Modes at least once in a session.
Look at Rob dancing.
Issue any two button combo.
Read the... Help Screen.
Use the pump controls to pump up and release completely an effect.
Use the camera controls to zoom in or out.
Use the right stick to crank up an effect.
Watch the demo mode to the end.