Find All Collectibles
Find All The Pony Horses
Complete Test Chambers
Blow Up All Pirate Ships
Shoot Down 30 Police Ships
Destroy All Freighters
Headbutt All Alien Eggs
Tag 10 Walls
Visit The Badehaus
Run Wild With The Podracer
Pickup A Photon Sword As Father Or Good Goat
Gather $1000000
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair
A Trip to the Moon.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Craft all items in one game
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Craft all the weapons in one game
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Eat 50 food items in one game
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Survive 10 days
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Trash the server room
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Get deviously trapped again
Jump on the launchpad
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Jörgen
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Baa with the choir
Enjoy your trip
Unlock all the Goat Trophies!
Find all collectibles on level 2
Buy all hats
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Find all the blocks
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Hold your own concert
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Fight the turtle
Why did you step in that? Yuck
I'm sorry about my goat
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items
Lick the Hanging Glider
Everything the light touches is your kingdom
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds
Finish all manual quests
Travel to space!
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Have 10 gas canisters explode at the same time
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again
Win the title bout!
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Thrash the Goathenge
Become the Queen of GoatVille
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat
Do no evil