Beat the game on Insane difficulty.
Beat the game on any difficulty.
Find all 41 Outhouses.
Become a God.
Reach Level 20.
Become the Tournament Champion.
Kill 2000 Enemies.
Perform a 10x attack chain.
Reflect 100 Ranged Attacks.
Kill 100 Cyborques.
Program a Replicator.
Shield Bash 1000 Times.