Jump off all Ramps
Find all movie tapes
Start the Alien invasion
Redecorate the entire Goat Castle
You touched the servers
Goat Castle - Reach S Tier
Goat Castle - Reach A Tier
Find the trainstation
Use your Kärring to knock another Kärring down
Enter the super secret container rave
Find the perfectly round boulder
Lick the croissant
Equip the [REDACTED] while playing as [REDACTED] with the [REDACTED] fur
Lick a banana as an Abominana
Find That clown
Run naked on the football field
Give Big Foot some shoes
Make like Pinocchio and get eaten!
Unlock the Capra Erectus
Become Queen of all the goats
Goat Castle - Reach B Tier
Goat Castle - Reach C Tier
Find the secret garage
Find the shady merchant
Sit through the entire yoga session
Become an Egg
Interact with the shrunken shrink house
Get flung out of the map
Buy the Gators shoes
Get squirted on by the Fossil Fuel mascot
Synchronize with all the Goat Towers
Run on the beach in slow motion
Goat Castle - Reach D Tier
Goat Castle - Reach E Tier
Goat Castle - Reach F Tier
Sit through the intro
Unlock all the trophies
Complete all Instincts
Find all Trinkets