Obtain all trophies
Collect all songs
Collect all posters
Collect all Alien Artifacts
Complete all odd jobs
Kill a reincarnated guru with his own body
Destroy a washed-up scammer in Takoshima
Summon Arkvoodle and take hold of his vibrating super-weapon
Complete all optional mission objectives (use the Holopoxdeck if you have to)
Find the hidden basketball on the moon and score a hoop with PK Slam
S.K.A.T.E. from the Blisk dome to the base's entrance without interruption
Use your saucer's weapons to scare human cattle out of their hidden hives on each map
Demolish a public toilet on each map
S.K.A.T.E. from the landing zone near Tarkovskoye along the tracks to the East without interruption
S.K.A.T.E. from the temple gates through the park to Takoshima City without interruption
S.K.A.T.E. from Parliament to the Russian embassy without interruption
S.K.A.T.E. up the road to Coit Tower without interruption
Destroy a crusty old cryptid in Tunguska
Phone home
Throw a cop through a donut with PK
Unlock all Gene Blender upgrades
Destroy the crab behind the curtain
Invade Solaris
Destroy an old foe in Tunguskan ship-to-ship battle
Invade Tunguska
Ascend Takoshima Tower
Destroy a familiar-looking monster in Takoshima
Outrun Blisk Spores with S.K.A.T.E.
Invade Takoshima
Destroy a majestic presence in Albion
Re-visit a mission in the Holopoxdeck at a saucer landing zone
Use a Furotech Reactor to purchase a capstone upgrade in the Pox Mart
Destroy a dastardly double agent in Albion
Score three perfectly-timed Anal Probes in a row
Drop a human from the top of Albion Bridge by cancelling PK
Upgrade your saucer in the Pox Mart at a saucer landing zone
Invade Albion
Complete your first steps on the Path of the Sacred Crotch
Line up three humans with the Dislocator and send them sprawling
Upgrade Crypto in the Pox Mart at a saucer landing zone
Destroy a tool in Bay City
Rifle through your Furonigami collection
Try out a new look for Crypto in the Cloning Chamber
Accelerate Brain Extract, Body Snatch, Transmog or Drain by mashing that button like you mean it
Invade Bay City
