Don't play The Stanley Parable for five years.
No seriously, we disabled it.
Click on door 430 five times.
Complete The Stanley Parable.
Quit the game and then start it again.
This is an achievement.
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Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday.
Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times)
It is impossible to get this achievement.
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