Wolfenk

You fool!

Unharmed

Reach a checkpoint in one piece.

Red Nose

Beat Hans' first masterpiece.

Candymeat Addict

Collect 100% of all Candymeat.

Candymeat Fan

Collect 20% of all Candymeat.

Candymeat Lover

Collect 50% of all Candymeat.

Entertainer

Impress 200 viewers.

They love you

Impress 700 viewers.

Hans is impressed!

Impress 1100 viewers.

Paid TV

Beat 12 levels unharmed.

Free TV

Beat 5 levels unharmed.

Blockbuster

Reach all checkpoints unharmed.

Pro Gamer

Finish the tutorial.

The show must go on!

Finish the game.

Praise Hans!

Beat Hans.

Chicken Slaughter

Kill 100 chickens.

Chicken Nugget

Kill 20 chickens.

Chicken Farmer

Kill 50 chickens.

Unstoppable

Beat Hans' second masterpiece.