You made it through The Writer in one dazzling dash.
You put your imagination in its place.
You faced your own demons and gave no ground to them.
You collected all 10 Night Springs video games.
Make it through the approach to the lighthouse without firing a weapon.
You took a weird detour through your imagination.
You heard what \"Alice\" had to say.
You took a little elevator ride.
You made short work of the tornado.
You found the point of contact with Thomas Zane.
You made it through The Signal in one glorious go.
You defeated the horror at the sawmill in less than 1 minute and 30 seconds.
You found the 10 hidden alarm clocks.
You found all of your cardboard buddies.
You completed The Signal without ever entering a vehicle.
You found Barry, or at least the next best thing.
You made every furnace cough up its fiery death goodies.
Unlocked when all trophies collected.
You completed the game on Normal difficulty.
You completed the game on Nightmare difficulty.
You have found every manuscript page in the game.
Not a bird lover, are you?
You completed the game on Easy difficulty.
You have discovered every thermos of coffee.
You calmed the fury of the storm.
You managed to make it all the way from the dam to Cauldron Lake without firing a single bullet.
You have found every manuscript page in Normal mode.
You have discovered all of the hidden chests.
You have examined every sign and point of interest in the Bright Falls area.
You have watched every single TV show on offer.
Cynthia Weaver has taken you to the Well-Lit Room.
Truly, you are the master of floodgates.
You wiped out four Taken with a single flare.
You capped 100 Taken with the revolver.
You fought your way through the streets of Bright Falls without getting killed.
You have dropped 50 Taken with the hunting rifle.
You managed a slow-motion dodge 20 times.
You bought yourself some breathing time with a flare.
You drank 'em bot' up.
Oh, so THAT'S what happened.
You have destroyed 20 poltergeist objects.
You haven't missed a single radio show.
You shone a light upon this night of otherworldly fiends.
50 Taken have felt your fury. Also, your flashbangs.
QWERTY? DVORAK? 50 Taken know it's neither.
20 Taken have been drowned, electrocuted, or dispatched by some other indirect means.
You have peeled 15 Taken off your bumper.
It is the east, and the flaregun is the sun to 50 Taken.
You changed batteries 100 times.
You checked out some important messages.
You listened to Hartman's recordings.
You found the kidnapper, but what he had to say wasn't what you wanted to hear.
You made it all the way to the Cauldron Lake lookout in under 30 minutes.
You made the train engine run out of steam.
You destroyed the bulldozer.
You have heartlessly knocked over five defenseless can pyramids.
You blasted four Taken into ashes with a single flashbang.
You survived Elderwood National Park.
You have discovered 25 manuscript pages.
You have found 25 coffee thermoses.
You took out two Taken with a single barrel.
You avoided getting hit -- with style!
You have discovered five of the hidden chests.
You disobeyed the park ranger's instructions.
You finally managed to make that phone call.
Unlike Stucky, you enjoy incontestable health benefits. Namely, you're not dead.
You have restored power.
You were enlightened by a dream.
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