Stradivarius's Team Fortress 2 Achievements

Ready for Duty

Complete each class to unlock the next.

Earned on: Jul 16th 2011, 12:33:36 am

Iron Kurtain

Take 1000 points of damage in a single life.

Side Retired

Capture the last point in a CP map.

Caber Toss

Bounce an enemy into the air and kill them before they land.

Gift Grab

Collect three gifts dropped by opponents.

Head of the Class

Play a complete round with every class.

World Traveler

Play a complete game on 2Fort, Dustbowl, Granary, Gravel Pit, Hydro, and Well (CP).

Team Doctor

Accumulate 25000 heal points as a Medic.

Flamethrower

Set five enemies on fire in 30 seconds.

Sentry Gunner

Accumulate 10 sentry gun kills with a single sentry.

Nemesis

Get five revenge kills.

Hard to Kill

Get five kills in a row without dying.

Master of Disguise

Trick an opposing Medic into healing you.

With Friends Like these...

Play in a game with 7 or more players from your Friends list.

Dynasty

Win 20 games.

Hardcore

Accumulate 1000 total kills.

Grey Matter

Get 25 headshots as a Sniper.

First Do No Harm

Play a full round without killing any enemies, and score the highest on a team of 6 or more players.

Quadruple Bypass

Heal a teammate who's taking fire from 4 enemies at once.

Group Health

Work with 2 other Medics to deploy 3 simultaneous ÜberCharges.

Surgical Prep

Have an ÜberCharge ready before the Setup phase ends.

Trauma Queen

Deploy 3 ÜberCharges in less than 5 minutes, and assist in 5 kills during that time.

Double Blind Trial

Deploy an ÜberCharge within 8 seconds of a nearby enemy Medic deploying his.

Play Doctor

In a team with no Medics, be the first person to switch to Medic after a teammate calls for 'Medic!', and then heal 500 health.

Triage

Deploy an ÜberCharge on a teammate less than a second before they're hit by a critical explosive.

Preventive Medicine

Block the enemy from capturing a control point with an ÜberCharged teammate.

Consultation

Assist a fellow Medic in killing 3 enemies in a single life.

Does It Hurt When I Do This?

Kill 50 Scouts with your syringe gun.

Peer Review

Kill 10 Medics with your bone saw.

Big Pharma

Assist a Heavy in killing 10 enemies, where neither of you die.

You'll Feel a Little Prick

Assist in killing 3 enemies with a single ÜberCharge on a Scout.

Autoclave

Assist in burning 5 enemies with a single ÜberCharge on a Pyro.

Blunt Trauma

Assist in punching 2 enemies with a single ÜberCharge on a Heavy.

Medical Breakthrough

Assist in destroying 5 enemy Engineer buildings with a single ÜberCharge on a Demoman.

Midwife Crisis

Heal an Engineer as he repairs his sentry gun while it's under enemy fire.

Ubi concordia, ibi victoria

Assist in killing 3 enemies on an enemy control point, in a single life.

Grand Rounds

Heal 200 teammates after they've called for 'Medic!'.

Powerhouse Offense

Win 2Fort with a shutout.

Lightning Offense

Win Well in 5 minutes or less.

Relentless Offense

Win Hydro without giving up a capture.

Impenetrable Defense

Successfully defend Dustbowl without giving up a capture.

Impossible Defense

Successfully defend Gravel Pit without giving up a capture.

Infernal Medicine

Extinguish 100 burning teammates.

Doctor Assisted Homicide

Assist in killing 20 nemeses.

Placebo Effect

Kill 2 enemies in a single life, while having your ÜberCharge ready, but undeployed.

Sawbones

Hit enemies with your bonesaw 5 times in a row without dying or missing.

Intern

Accumulate 7000 heal points in a single life.

Specialist

Accumulate 10000 heal points health in a single life.

Chief of Staff

Accumulate 1 million total heal points.

Hypocritical Oath

Kill an enemy Spy that you have been healing.

Medical Intervention

Save a falling teammate from dying on impact.

Second Opinion

ÜberCharge 2 teammates at once.

Autopsy Report

Provide an enemy with a freezecam shot of you taunting above their ragdoll.

FYI I am A Medic

Use your bonesaw to kill a spy who has been calling for 'Medic!'.

Family Practice

ÜberCharge 5 of your Steam Community Friends.

House Call

Join a game that one of your friends is in and then deploy an ÜberCharge on him.

Bedside Manner

Be healing a teammate as he achieves an achievement of his own.

Blast Assist

Assist in exploding 5 enemies with a single ÜberCharge on a Soldier.

Medic Milestone 1

Achieve 10 of the achievements in the Medic pack.

Medic Milestone 2

Achieve 16 of the achievements in the Medic pack.

Medic Milestone 3

Achieve 22 of the achievements in the Medic pack.

Combined Fire

Use your shotgun to finish off 20 players you've ignited.

Weenie Roast

Have 2 enemy Scouts on fire at the same time.

Baptism by Fire

Force 10 burning enemies to jump into water.

Fire and Forget

Kill 15 players while you're dead.

Firewall

Ignite 5 Spies who have a sapper on a friendly building.

Cooking the Books

Ignite 5 enemies carrying your intelligence.

Spontaneous Combustion

Ignite 10 cloaked Spies.

Trailblazer

Ignite 10 enemies that have recently used a teleporter.

Camp Fire

Kill 3 enemies in a row, all within the same area.

Lumberjack

Kill 3 people with your axe in one life.

Clearcutter

Kill 6 people with your axe in one life.

I Fry

Ignite 10 disguised Spies.

Firewatch

Ignite 10 Snipers while they are zoomed in.

Burn Ward

Ignite 3 Medics that are ready to deploy an ÜberCharge.

Makin' Bacon

Kill 50 Heavies with your flamethrower.

Plan B

Kill 10 enemies while you're both underwater.

Pyrotechnics

Kill 3 enemies in a single ÜberCharge.

Arsonist

Destroy 50 Engineer buildings.

Controlled Burn

Ignite 50 enemies capturing one of your control points.

Firefighter

Kill 500 enemies.

Pyromancer

Do 1 million points of total fire damage.

OMGWTFBBQ

Kill an enemy with a taunt.

Got A Light?

Ignite an enemy Spy while he's flicking a cigarette.

BarbeQueQ

Cause a dominated player to leave the server.

Dance Dance Immolation

Kill 3 enemies while they're taunting.

Pilot Light

Ignite a rocket-jumping Soldier while he's in midair.

Freezer Burn

Provide enemies with freezecam shots of each of your taunts.

Next of Kindling

Ignite an enemy, and the Medic healing him.

Hot on Your Heels

Kill 50 enemies with your flamethrower, from behind.

Second Degree Burn

Kill a burning enemy who was ignited by another Pyro.

Hotshot

Kill a Soldier with a reflected critical rocket.

Fire Chief

Kill 1000 enemies.

Attention Getter

Ignite 100 enemies with the flare gun.

Hot Potato

Reflect 100 projectiles with your compressed air blast.

Dead Heat

Kill an enemy in the same second that he kills you.

Pyro Milestone 1

Achieve 10 of the achievements in the Pyro pack.

Pyro Milestone 2

Achieve 16 of the achievements in the Pyro pack.

Pyro Milestone 3

Achieve 22 of the achievements in the Pyro pack.

Heavy Milestone 1

Achieve 10 of the achievements in the Heavy pack.

Heavy Milestone 2

Achieve 16 of the achievements in the Heavy pack.

Heavy Milestone 3

Achieve 22 of the achievements in the Heavy pack.

Party Loyalty

Kill 50 enemies within 3 seconds of them attacking your Medic.

Division of Labor

Kill 10 enemies with a Medic assisting you, where neither of you die.

Red Oktoberfest

Earn a domination for a Medic who's healing you.

Show Trial

Kill an enemy with a taunt.

Crime and Punishment

Kill 10 enemies carrying your intelligence.

Class Struggle

Work with a friendly Medic to kill an enemy Heavy & Medic pair.

Soviet Block

While invulnerable and on defense, block an invulnerable enemy Heavy's movement.

Stalin the Kart

Block the enemy from moving the payload cart 25 times.

Supreme Soviet

Get ÜberCharged 50 times.

Factory Worker

Kill 20 enemies while being recharged by a dispenser.

Soviet Union

Get 25 enemy kills where you either assist or are assisted by another Heavy.

0wn the Means of Production

Remove 20 stickybombs by killing the Demomen who produced them.

Krazy Ivan

Kill 50 enemies while both you and your victim are underwater.

Rasputin

In a single life, get shot, burned, bludgeoned, and receive explosive damage.

Icing on the Cake

Get 20 kills on players that you're dominating.

Crock Block

Survive a direct hit from a critical rocket.

Kollectivization

Get 1000 assists.

Spyalectical Materialism

Kill or assist in killing 10 cloaked Spies.

Permanent Revolution

Kill 5 enemies without spinning down your gun.

Heavy Industry

Fire $200,000 worth of minigun rounds in a single life.

Communist Mani-Fisto

Kill an enemy with a critical punch.

Redistribution of Health

Heal 1000 damage with med-kits in a single life.

Rationing

Kill an enemy with your shotgun while you're out of minigun ammo.

Vanguard Party

Be the first on your team to start capturing a control point in a round.

Pushkin the Kart

Get 50 caps on payload maps.

Marxman

Kill 10 enemies in mid-air with the minigun.

Gorky Parked

Kill 25 enemies while you're standing on a control point you own.

Purge

Kill 15 enemies capturing a control point you own.

Lenin A Hand

Help 5 teammates get revenge on their nemeses.

Five Second Plan

Kill an enemy in the first 5 seconds after you exit a teleporter.

Photostroika

Provide an enemy with a freezecam shot of you taunting while invulnerable.

Konspicuous Konsumption

Eat 100 sandviches.

Don't Touch Sandvich

Kill 50 Scouts using Natascha.

Borscht Belt

Kill 10 Heavies with The K.G.B.

First Blood

Get the first kill in an Arena or Competitive match.

First Blood, Part 2

Kill 5 enemies with the First Blood crit buff in an Arena match.

Quick Hook

Kill a player in Well before the round starts.

A Year to Remember

Get 2004 lifetime kills.

The Cycle

In a single life, kill an enemy while you are on the ground, in the air, and in the water.

Closer

Destroy 3 teleporter entrances.

If You Build It

Destroy 3 enemy buildings while they are still under construction.

Gun Down

Destroy an active sentry gun using your pistol.

Scout Milestone 1

Achieve 10 of the achievements in the Scout pack.

Scout Milestone 2

Achieve 16 of the achievements in the Scout pack.

Scout Milestone 3

Achieve 22 of the achievements in the Scout pack.

Batter Up

Perform 1000 double jumps.

Doctoring the Ball

Kill 3 enemies while under the effects of a Medic's ÜberCharge.

Dodgers 1, Giants 0

Kill an enemy Heavy and take his Sandvich.

Batting the Doctor

Kill a Medic that is ready to deploy an ÜberCharge.

I'm Bat Man

Survive 500 damage in one life.

Pop Fly

Kill 20 players while double-jumping.

Round-Tripper

Capture the enemy intelligence 25 times.

Triple Steal

Capture the enemy intelligence 3 times in a single CTF round.

Artful Dodger

Dodge 1000 damage in a single life using your Bonk! Atomic Punch.

Fall Classic

Cause an environmental death or suicide using the Force-A-Nature's knockback.

Strike Zone

Kill or assist kill 50 enemies while they are stunned.

Foul Territory

Cause an environmental death by stunning an enemy.

The Big Hurt

Stun 2 Medics that are ready to deploy an ÜberCharge.

Brushback

Stun 50 enemies while they are capturing a point or pushing the cart.

Moon Shot

Stun an enemy for the maximum possible duration by hitting them with a long-range ball.

Beanball

Stun a Scout with their own ball.

Retire the Runner

Kill a Scout while they are under the effect of Crit-a-Cola.

Caught Napping

Kill 50 enemies from behind with the Force-A-Nature.

Triple Play

Capture three capture points in a row in one life.

Stealing Home

Start capping a capture point within a second of it becoming available.

Set the Table

Initiate 10 point captures that ultimately succeed.

Block the Plate

Block 50 point captures.

Belittled Beleaguer

Kill an opposing player that has your intelligence while holding theirs.

No-Hitter

Steal and then capture the enemy intelligence without firing a shot.

Race for the Pennant

Run 25 kilometers.

Out of the Park

Bat an enemy 25 meters.

Rode Hard, Put Away Wet

Jarate an enemy that you're dominating.

Be Polite

Provide an enemy with a freezecam shot of you doffing your hat.

Be Efficient

Get 3 kills with the Sniper Rifle without missing a shot.

Have a Plan

Capture the flag in CTF.

Kill Everyone You Meet

Kill 1000 enemies.

Triple Prey

In a single round, get a kill with 3 different weapons.

Self-destruct Sequence

Headshot 10 enemy Snipers.

De-sentry-lized

Destroy 3 Engineer sentry guns.

Shoot the Breeze

Kill a fully invisible Spy in a single hit.

Dropped Dead

Kill a Scout in midair with your Sniper Rifle or the Huntsman.

The Last Wave

Provide an enemy with a freezecam shot of you waving to them.

Australian Rules

Dominate an enemy Sniper.

Kook the Spook

Kill 10 Spies with your Kukri.

Socket to Him

Headshot an enemy Demoman.

Jumper Stumper

Kill a rocket or grenade-jumping enemy in midair with your Sniper Rifle or the Huntsman.

Not a Crazed Gunman, Dad

In a single life, kill 3 enemies while they are achieving an objective.

Trust Your Feelings

Get 5 kills with the Sniper Rifle without your scope.

Überectomy

Kill a Medic that is ready to deploy an ÜberCharge.

Consolation Prize

Get backstabbed 50 times.

Enemy at the Gate

Kill an opponent within the first second of a round.

Parting Shot

Headshot an enemy player the moment his invulnerability wears off.

My Brilliant Career

Top the scoreboard 10 times on teams of 6 or more players.

Shock Treatment

Kill a spy whose backstab attempt was blocked by your Razorback.

Saturation Bombing

Jarate 4 enemy players with a single throw.

Rain on Their Parade

Jarate an enemy and the Medic healing him.

Jarring Transition

Use Jarate to reveal a cloaked Spy.

Friendship is Golden

Extinguish a burning teammate with your Jarate.

William Tell Overkill

Pin an enemy Heavy to the wall via his head.

Beaux and Arrows

Kill a Heavy & Medic pair with the bow.

Robbin' Hood

Take down an intelligence carrier with a single arrow.

Pincushion

Hit an enemy with 3 arrows, without killing them.

Number One Assistant

Score 5 assists with the Jarate in a single round.

Jarate Chop

Jarate and then kill 3 enemies with your Kukri.

Shafted

Stab an enemy with an arrow.

Dead Reckoning

Kill an enemy with an arrow while you're dead.

Triplecrossed

Backstab 3 Snipers in a single life.

For Your Eyes Only

Provide an enemy with a freezecam shot of you flicking a cigarette onto their corpse.

Counter Espionage

Backstab a disguised Spy.

Identity Theft

Backstab the enemy that you're currently disguised as.

The Man from P.U.N.C.T.U.R.E.

Stab an enemy while fencing.

FYI I am a Spy

Backstab a Medic who has healed you in the last 5 seconds.

The Man with the Broken Guns

Backstab an Engineer, then sap 3 of his buildings within 10 seconds.

Sapsucker

Sap an enemy building, then backstab the Engineer who built it within 5 seconds.

May I Cut In?

Backstab an enemy and the Medic healing him within 10 seconds of each other.

Agent Provocateur

Backstab your Steam Community friends 10 times.

The Melbourne Supremacy

Dominate a Sniper.

Spies Like Us

While cloaked, bump into an enemy cloaked Spy.

A Cut Above

Kill a gun-wielding Spy with your knife.

Burn Notice

Survive 30 seconds after being ignited while cloaked.

Die Another Way

Kill a Sniper after your backstab breaks his Razorback.

Constructus Interruptus

Kill an Engineer who is working on a sentry gun.

On Her Majesty's Secret Surface

Start capping a capture point within a second of it becoming available.

Insurance Fraud

Kill an enemy while you're being healed by an enemy Medic.

Point Breaker

Kill 15 enemies who are standing on a control point they own.

High Value Target

Backstab an enemy who is dominating 3 or more of your teammates.

Come in From the Cold

Get a Revenge kill with a backstab.

Wetwork

Stab an enemy to death while under the influence of Jarate.

You Only Shiv Thrice

Backstab 3 enemies within 10 seconds.

Spymaster

Backstab 1000 enemies.

Sap Auteur

Destroy 1000 Engineer buildings with sappers.

Joint Operation

Sap an enemy sentry gun within 3 seconds of a teammate sapping another.

Dr. Nooooo

Backstab a Medic that is ready to deploy an ÜberCharge.

Is It Safe?

Backstab 50 enemies who are capturing control points.

Slash and Burn

Backstab an enemy, who then switches to Pyro before they respawn.

Diplomacy

Kill 50 enemies with the Ambassador.

Skullpluggery

Headshot 20 Snipers with the Ambassador.

Sleeper Agent

Kill an enemy who triggered your feign death in the last 20 seconds.

Who's Your Daddy?

Headshot 3 Scouts with the Ambassador.

Deep Undercover

While using the Cloak and Dagger, kill the same enemy 3 times, all within the same area in a single life.

Sniper Milestone 1

Achieve 5 of the achievements in the Sniper pack.

Sniper Milestone 2

Achieve 11 of the achievements in the Sniper pack.

Sniper Milestone 3

Achieve 17 of the achievements in the Sniper pack.

Spy Milestone 1

Achieve 5 of the achievements in the Spy pack.

Spy Milestone 2

Achieve 11 of the achievements in the Spy pack.

Spy Milestone 3

Achieve 17 of the achievements in the Spy pack.

Candy Coroner

Collect 20 Halloween pumpkins from dead players to unlock a hat.

Ghastly Gibus Grab

Dominate a player wearing the Ghastly Gibus to earn your own.

Scared Stiff

Kill a player scared by a ghost.

Attack o' Lantern

Cause the deaths of 5 players by exploding nearby pumpkin bombs.

Costume Contest

Kill a Spy disguised as your current class.

Soldier Milestone 1

Achieve 5 of the achievements in the Soldier pack.

Soldier Milestone 2

Achieve 11 of the achievements in the Soldier pack.

Soldier Milestone 3

Achieve 17 of the achievements in the Soldier pack.

Tri-Splatteral Damage

Kill 3 enemies with a single critical rocket.

Death from Above

Rocket jump and kill 2 enemies before you land.

Dominator

Get 3 dominations in a single life.

War Crime and Punishment

In a single life, kill 3 enemies who have damaged a Medic that is healing you.

Spray of Defeat

Use a grenade to gib a player.

Guns of the Navar0wned

Kill 5 Engineer sentries while you are standing outside of their range.

Mutually Assured Destruction

Kill an enemy sniper with a rocket after he kills you.

Wings of Glory

Kill an enemy soldier while both you and the target are airborne.

Engineer to Eternity

Kill an Engineer as he repairs his sentry gun while it's under enemy fire.

Trench Warfare

Kill your nemesis with a shovel.

Bomb Squaddie

Destroy 10 sticky bombs with the shotgun in a single life.

Where Eagles Dare

Get the highest possible rocket jump using jump and crouch.

Banner of Brothers

Buff 5 steam friends at once with the Buff Banner.

Screamin' Eagle

Kill 20 enemies from above.

Crockets Are Such B.S.

Shoot two non-boosted crit rockets in a row.

Geneva Contravention

Kill 3 defenseless players after a single match has ended.

Semper Fry

Kill 20 enemies while you are on fire.

The Longest Daze

Kill 5 stunned players.

Gore-a! Gore-a! Gore-a!

Provide the enemy with a freezecam of you taunting over 3 of their body parts.

War Crime Spybunal

Kill a Spy who just backstabbed a teammate.

Hamburger Hill

Defend a cap point 30 times.

Frags of our Fathers

Gib 1000 people.

Duty Bound

While rocket jumping kill an enemy with the Equalizer before you land or just after landing.

The Boostie Boys

Buff 15 teammates with the Buff Banner in a single life.

Out, Damned Scot!

Kill 500 enemy Demomen

Backdraft Dodger

Kill a Pyro who has airblasted one of your rockets in the last 10 seconds.

Ain't Got Time to Bleed

Kill 3 players with the Equalizer in a single life without being healed.

Near Death Experience

Kill 20 enemies with your Equalizer while you have less than 25 health.

For Whom the Shell Trolls

Bounce an opponent into the air with a rocket and then kill them with the shotgun before they land.

Death From Below

Kill 10 opponents who are airborne with the Direct Hit.

Worth a Thousand Words

Provide the enemy with a freezecam of your 21 gun salute.

Brothers in Harms

Kill 10 enemies while assisting or being assisted by another Soldier.

Medals of Honor

Finish a round as an MVP on a team of 6 or more players 10 times.

Ride of the Valkartie

Ride the cart for 30 seconds.

SMASH

Assist a Medic in exploding 5 enemies with a single ÜberCharge.

Kilt in Action

Kill 500 enemy Soldiers

Tam O'Shatter

Destroy 5 enemy Engineer buildings during a single ÜberCharge from a Medic.

Shorn Connery

Decapitate a cloaked Spy.

Laddy Macdeth

Kill 50 enemies with direct hits from the Grenade Launcher.

Brainspotting

Decapitate 50 enemy players.

Left 4 Heads

Decapitate 4 players with only 10 seconds between each kill.

Well Plaid!

Kill 10 enemies while assisting or being assisted by another Demoman.

Slammy Slayvis Woundya

Decapitate an enemy Soldier who is brandishing the Equalizer.

The Scottish Play

Get a melee kill while sticky jumping.

Blind Fire

Destroy an Engineer building that you can't see with a direct hit from your Grenade Launcher.

Three Times a Laddy

Dominate 3 Engineers.

Loch Ness Bombster

Kill an enemy player with sticky bombs within 5 seconds of them teleporting.

Double Mauled Scotch

Kill 2 people in a single sticky jump.

There Can Be Only One

Decapitate your nemesis.

Tartan Spartan

Do 1 million points of total blast damage.

Demoman Milestone 1

Achieve 5 of the achievements in the Demoman pack.

Demoman Milestone 2

Achieve 11 of the achievements in the Demoman pack.

Demoman Milestone 3

Achieve 17 of the achievements in the Demoman pack.

The Argyle Sap

Blow up an Engineer, his sentry gun, and his dispenser with a single Sticky bomb detonation.

Scotch Guard

Kill 3 enemies capping or pushing a cart in a single Stickybomb detonation 3 separate times.

Bravehurt

Kill 25 players defending a capture point or cart.

Cry Some Moor!

Destroy 50 buildings.

The Stickening

Kill 3 Heavies from full health with a single sticky bomb detonation.

Glasg0wned

Kill 25 Scouts and Pyros with the Grenade Launcher.

Scotch Tap

Glory in the slaughter of your enemies using the Eyelander.

The Targe Charge

Charge and kill someone with your shield bash.

Beat Me Up, Scotty

Use a critical swing with the Eyelander to kill 5 enemy players.

Something Stickied This Way Comes

Kill 30 players with air burst sticky bombs.

The High Road

Sticky jump onto a cap point and capture it.

Bloody Merry

Provide an enemy player with a freeze cam of your smiling face.

Second Eye

Provide an enemy player with a freeze cam of you shaking your rump.

He Who Celt It

Use the Sticky Launcher to kill an enemy player via environmental damage.

Robbed Royal

Destroy 100 enemy sticky bombs with the Scottish Resistance.

Highland Fling

Sticky jump a really long way...

Pipebagger

Kill at least three players with a single detonation of sticky bombs.

Spynal Tap

Kill 20 spies within 5 seconds of them sapping a friendly building.

Sticky Thump

Using the Scottish Resistance, kill 3 players in separate explosions without placing new sticky bombs.

Revengineering

Use a revenge crit to kill the enemy player that destroyed your sentry gun.

Pownd on the Range

Kill 10 enemies outside the normal sentry gun range using the Wrangler.

Engineer Milestone 1

Achieve 5 of the achievements in the Engineer pack.

Engineer Milestone 2

Achieve 11 of the achievements in the Engineer pack.

Engineer Milestone 3

Achieve 17 of the achievements in the Engineer pack.

Battle Rustler

Teleport 100 team members into battle.

The Extinguished Gentleman

Have dispensers you built extinguish 20 burning players.

Search Engine

Kill 3 cloaked Spies with a sentry gun under control of your Wrangler.

Building Block

Have a sentry shielded by the Wrangler absorb 500 damage without being destroyed.

Unforgiven

Kill 3 enemies with revenge crits without dying.

Quick Draw

Kill a spy and two sappers within 10 seconds.

The Wrench Connection

Kill a disguised spy with your Wrench.

Silent Pardner

Upgrade 50 buildings built by other team members.

Fistful of Sappers

Destroy 25 sappers on buildings built by other team members.

Doc, Stock, and Barrel

Repair a sentry gun under fire while being healed by a Medic.

Best Little Slaughterhouse in Texas

Rack up 5000 kills with your sentry guns.

Frontier Justice

Have your sentry kill the enemy that just killed you within 10 seconds.

Six-String Stinger

Provide an enemy player with a freeze cam of your guitar playing skills.

Uncivil Engineer

Provide an enemy player with a freeze cam of you and the sentry that just killed them.

Texas Two-Step

Use your shotgun to finish off an enemy recently damaged by your sentry gun.

Doc Holiday

Have a dispenser heal 3 teammates at the same time.

No Man's Land

Use a sentry gun to kill 25 enemy players that are capturing a point.

Trade Secrets

Kill 20 players carrying the intelligence.

Death Metal

Pick up 10,000 waste metal from pieces of destroyed buildings.

Land Grab

Help a teammate construct a building.

Get Along!

Manage to get to and then remove a sapper placed on your building while you were several meters away.

How the Pests Was Gunned

Destroy 50 enemy stickybombs lying in range of friendly buildings.

Honky Tonk Man

Smash an enemy player's head in with your guitar.

Breaking Morant

Kill 10 Snipers with a sentry gun under control of your Wrangler.

Rio Grind

Perform 50 repairs and/or reloads on a Sentry gun being Wrangled by another Engineer.

Patent Protection

Destroy an enemy Engineer's sentry gun with a sentry under control of your Wrangler.

If You Build It, They Will Die

Haul a level 3 sentry gun into a position where it achieves a kill shortly after being redeployed.

Texas Ranger

Haul buildings 1 km over your career.

Deputized

Get 10 assists with another Engineer where a sentry gun was involved in the kill.

Drugstore Cowboy

Have dispensers you created dispense a combined amount of 100,000 health over your career.

Circle the Wagons

Repair 50,000 damage to friendly buildings constructed by other players.

Built to Last

Help a single building tank over 2000 damage without being destroyed.

(Not So) Lonely Are the Brave

Keep a Heavy healed with your dispenser while he gains 5 kills.

Sleepy Holl0WND

Kill the Horseless Headless Horsemann.

Masked Mann

Collect a Soul Gargoyle in Mann Manor.

Sackston Hale

Craft the Saxton Hale Mask.

Gored!

Collect the Horseless Headless Horsemann's Haunted Metal.

That's a Wrap

Save your very first replay.

We Can Fix It In Post

While watching a replay, press space bar to enter the editor.

Time For Your Close-Up, Mr. Hale

Render a replay into a movie.

Riftwalker

Kill an enemy within 5 seconds of you traveling through an Engineer's teleporter.

Home Movie

Achieve 100 YouTube™ views for your movie.

Local Cinema Star

Achieve 1000 YouTube™ views for your movie.

Indie Film Sensation

Achieve 10,000 YouTube™ views for your movie.

Blockbuster

Achieve 100,000 YouTube™ views for your movie.

Star of My Own Show

Spend some time editing a replay.

Escape the Heat

Jump into a pool of refreshing water while on fire.

Optical Defusion

Kill MONOCULUS!

Dive Into a Good Book

Get to Loot Island and claim your reward!

Cap Trap

Kill an enemy who is capturing a control point with a critical hit.

Foundry Force Five

Play in a game with five or more players from your Friends list.

Two Minute Warring

Be part of a team that wins within two minutes.

The Crucible

Win 137 Rounds.

Five the Fast Way

Capture the final control point within five seconds of your team capturing the previous control point.

Claim Jumper

Capture a control point within 12 seconds after exiting a teleporter.

Terminated, Too

Kill a player by pushing them into the cauldron fire.

Real Steal

Win a round in which the enemy team has attempted to capture your final control point.

Classassin

Get one or more kills as all nine classes in one round.

Raze the Roof

Kill two people on the roof of the center control point in a single life.

Dead Heat

Play through a back-and-forth battle for 15 control point captures.

Foundry Milestone

Achieve 7 of the achievements in the Foundry pack.

Mission Control

Pick up the Australium from its home position and capture it without dropping it.

Flight Crew

Play in a game with 5 or more players from your Friends list.

The Fight Stuff

Win 138 Rounds.

Plan Nine to Outer Space

Launch the rocket as all 9 classes.

Failure to Launch

Kill 3 players riding the elevator within 10 seconds.

Rocket Booster

Win a round after the enemy team has opened the rocket lid.

Best Case Scenario

Kill 6 enemies carrying the Australium during the same round.

Cap-ogee

Win a round with at least 5 teammates on the elevator.

Space Camp

Kill an enemy within the broken crate area while they attempt to pick up the neutral Australium.

Lift-offed

Push a player into the rocket's exhaust path at the end of the round.

Escape Ferocity

Kill an enemy who has damaged the Australium carrier in the last 3 seconds.

Doomsday Milestone

Achieve 7 of the achievements in the Doomsday pack.

The Great Deflate

Kill 79 enemies who have Balloonicorn pets.

BFF²

Have 2 BEST FRIENDS at the same time.

Mass Hysteria

Have 6 teammates using Pyrovision at the same time.

A Fresh Pair of Eyes

Dominate a player using the Pyrovision Goggles and earn your own pair!

Full Spectrum Warrior

Ignite 3 enemy players using your Rainblower taunt.

Steel Fragnolias

Complete all waves successfully in a mission.

Wage Against the Machine

Earn a credit bonus at the end of a wave.

Frags to Riches

Earn all credit bonuses in an advanced difficulty mission.

Fast Cache

Pick up a credit pile that is about to expire.

T-1000000

Collect 1,000,000 credits in your career.

Brotherhood of Steel

Complete a mission with 5 people on your Friends List.

Hack of All Trades

Play an entire mission as a single class, and do this for every class.

Clockwork Carnage

Destroy two tanks within 5 seconds of each other.

Balls-E

Destroy the tank during the final seconds of the bomb being deployed.

Clockwork Conqueror

Destroy a tank within 20 seconds of its arrival.

Spam Blocker

During a wave, defend the hatch 10 times from robots about to deliver a bomb.

.executioner

In a single wave, kill 15 bomb-carrying robots in a row before they level up.

Deus Ex Machina

Defeat a wave in an advanced difficulty mission without dying once.

Raid Array

Complete the Crash Course, Doe's Drill, and Mann-euvers missions.

Ghost in the Machine

Use a canteen charged with 'Teleport to Spawn' and then kill the bomb carrier within 5 seconds.

Kritical Terror

Use a canteen charged with 'Crit Boost' to destroy a giant robot.

German Engineering

Use a canteen charged with 'ÜberCharge' to destroy 15 robots.

Undelete

During a wave, use a canteen charged with 'Instant Building Upgrade' to build a new sentry gun within 3 seconds of your previous sentry gun's destruction.

Shell Extension

During a wave, use a canteen charged with 'Ammo Reload' to refill an empty weapon slot.

System Upgrade

Max out all primary weapon upgrades.

Maximum Performance

Max out all resistances on a single class.

Engine Block

Prevent the bomb from ever reaching an alarm zone during the final wave of an advanced difficulty mission.

Negative Charge

Kill 5 Medics that are ready to deploy an ÜberCharge in a wave.

Silicon Slaughter

Destroy 100,000 robots.

Metal Massacre

Destroy 1,000,000 robots.

Ctrl + Assault + Delete

Destroy a sentry buster before it reaches its target.

Sly Voltage

As a Spy, sap 10 robots at once.

Turbocharger

Buff 4 or more teammates as a Soldier at the same time in a single wave.

Heavy Mettle

During a wave, use rage as a Heavy to push a robot about to deliver the bomb.

Vial Sharing

As a Medic, share your canteen 5 times in a single wave.

Tech Wrecker

As a Demoman, kill 10 robots in a single detonation.

Do Androids Dream?

As a Scout, use the Sandman to mark 15 robots for death in a single wave.

Spark Plugger

As a Sniper, kill 4 enemies simultaneously.

Hard Reset

As a Pyro, reset the bomb 3 times in a single wave.

Real Steal

As an Engineer, escape with your sentry as a sentry buster is about to detonate.

A Lovely Vacation Spot

Get to Skull Island and claim your reward!

Wizards Never Prosper

Kill MERASMUS!

Helltower: Hell's Spells

Get and use a rare spell

Helltower: Competitive Spirit

Win 142 rounds

Helltower: Mine Games

Perform 17 environmental kills in Hell

Helltower: Skeleton Coup

Kill 99 skeletons

Helltower: Spelling Spree

Use spells to kill 25 players

Helltower: The Mann-tastic Four

Earn 4 of the Helltower achievements

Helltower: Hat Out of Hell

Get the loot from Skull Island in Hell

Helltower: Hell on Wheels

Send Redmond/Blutarch to Hell 10 times

Stand And Deliver

Win 139 Rounds.

Process Of Elimination

Win 140 Rounds.

Snakewater Salesman

Win 141 Rounds.

Snakebit

Win a round in which the enemy team has attempted to capture your final control point.

The Snakeout

Wipe the other team with 12 or more players on the server.

Mutually Air-Sured-Destruction

While rocket jumping, use a rocket to kill a rocket jumping enemy who also kills you with a rocket.

Log Jammin

Kill 15 enemies in the rafters above the central capture point.

Palace-Aid

Kill a tank before it crashes through the barrier in Rottenburg.

Crasher Crusher

Play an advanced wave in Rottenburg without the bomb entering the town.

Chippin' In

As a team, pit 10 guys in a single wave in Mannhattan.

Now Legal To Eat

Ooohh Ooh Ahh Ahhhh! ...in Mannhattan

Get Off My Lawn

Play an advanced mission without losing a single gate in Mannhattan.

Software Downgrade

As a team, kill 50 stunned radiowave robots in an advanced mission in Mannhattan.

Urban Strike

Kill 500 gate crashing robots in Mannhattan.

Bot-Buster

Kill 5 robots in a single explosion from detonating a sentry buster.

A Bygone Century

Pit 100 enemies in Rottenburg.

Bank On It

As a Sniper collect $500 in a mission without running over the currency packs.

Wall Of Pain

Block 5,000 damage with the shield as a Medic in a single life.

Reanimator 2

Use one ÜberCharge to quickly revive 2 teammates within 5 seconds.

Robot Flush

Kill 5 enemies with a single rocket while upgraded with rocket specialist.

Dazed And Defused

Stun 50 robots while upgraded with rocket specialist.

Nose Dive

Kill 10 parachuting players.

Punching Bag

Melee kill 10 Snipers using The Classic.

Emergency Brake

Kill a charging Demoman.

Back in Business

While using the Back Scatter, kill 20 spies from behind.

Back 2 Back

While using the Back Scatter, kill a Heavy/Medic pair within 20 seconds of each other.

Severed Ties

While using the Back Scatter, kill 20 friends from behind.

Hipshot

While using The Classic, kill 10 enemies with a full charge, no-scope headshot.

Eagle Eye

While using The Classic, kill a rocket/grenade jumping enemy in midair with a full charge, no-scope headshot.

Prime Cuts

While using The Classic, gib all 9 classes during a single round.

Upper Hand

Kill 3 players during the same parachute deploy.

Project Excelsior

Parachute 19.47 miles.

Dogfight

Kill a parachuting player while parachuting.

Air Raid

Kill 3 players during the same parachute deploy.

Operation High Dive

Parachute 19.47 miles.

Flight Control

Kill a parachuting player while parachuting.

U-Turn

Kill an enemy that you couldn't see at the beginning of your charge.

Chain Reaction

Get 3 kills within 6 seconds using the Demoman charge.

Head-On Collision

Kill a charging Demoman while charging.

Fast Fingers

Backstab a Scout that is using the Back Scatter.

Maximum Potential

Collect enough casualties to get the max clip for the Air Strike.

Bombs Away!

Kill 3 people with the Air Strike during a single rocket jump.

Flight Cancelled

Kill 25 parachuting players with a critical headshot.

Party Crasher

Kill 3 players who are doing the Conga within 5 seconds.

Conga Line

Do the Conga with 10 or more players at the same time.

On The Rocks

Lose at Rock, Paper, Scissors 3 times in a row with Rock.

Running With Scissors

Win at Rock, Paper, Scissors 3 times in a row with Scissors.

May I Cut In, Too?

Melee kill 10 players while they are doing the Square Dance taunt.

Showboat

Do 10 partner taunts with a teammate while capturing a control point.

Flip-Kabob

Ignite a player that is being flipped by someone using the Flippin' Awesome taunt.

Carnival of Carnage: Bumper Crop

Kill 30 enemies by bumping their bumper cars off the tracks.

Carnival of Carnage: Up All Night To Get Ducky

Collect 250 ducks.

Carnival of Carnage: Hat Trick

Score 3 goals in bumper car soccer.

Carnival of Carnage: ReinKartnation

Respawn 30 ghost teammates during bumper car games.

Carnival of Carnage: Arms Reduction

Kill 15 enemies while under the effect of Merasmus's melee-only curse.

Carnival of Carnage: Step Right Up

Earn 4 of the Carnival of Carnage achievements.

Carnival of Carnage: Bumper to Bumper to Bumper

Win each of the 3 bumper car games to earn a bonus Halloween Gift Cauldron.

The Power and the Glory

Win 142 Rounds.

Balance of Power

Win a round in which the enemy team has attempted to capture your final control point.

Power Trip

Capture the final control point within 15 seconds of your team capturing the previous control point.

Power Down

Kill 15 enemies while they are capturing a point.

Wet Work

Kill five enemies while they are in the water.

Tune Merasmus's Multi-Dimensional Television

Reveal the mystery of the PASS Time TV Room.

Jackpot!

Win 10 rounds playing PASS Time.

Stradivarius

Team Fortress 2 Steam Achievements

Stradivarius's Team Fortress 2 Achievements

Ready for Duty

Iron Kurtain

Side Retired

Caber Toss

Gift Grab

Head of the Class

World Traveler

Team Doctor

Flamethrower

Sentry Gunner

Nemesis

Hard to Kill

Master of Disguise

With Friends Like these...

Dynasty

Hardcore

Grey Matter

First Do No Harm

Quadruple Bypass

Group Health

Surgical Prep

Trauma Queen

Double Blind Trial

Play Doctor

Triage

Preventive Medicine

Consultation

Does It Hurt When I Do This?

Peer Review

Big Pharma

You'll Feel a Little Prick

Autoclave

Blunt Trauma

Medical Breakthrough

Midwife Crisis

Ubi concordia, ibi victoria

Grand Rounds

Powerhouse Offense

Lightning Offense

Relentless Offense

Impenetrable Defense

Impossible Defense

Infernal Medicine

Doctor Assisted Homicide

Placebo Effect

Sawbones

Intern

Specialist

Chief of Staff

Hypocritical Oath

Medical Intervention

Second Opinion

Autopsy Report

FYI I am A Medic

Family Practice

House Call

Bedside Manner

Blast Assist

Medic Milestone 1

Medic Milestone 2

Medic Milestone 3

Combined Fire

Weenie Roast

Baptism by Fire

Fire and Forget

Firewall

Cooking the Books

Spontaneous Combustion

Trailblazer

Camp Fire

Lumberjack

Clearcutter

I Fry

Firewatch

Burn Ward

Makin' Bacon

Plan B