401(K.O.)

Use your Kärring to knock another Kärring down

Beauty, Mindfulness and Meditation

Sit through the entire yoga session

Club Mohair

Enter the super secret container rave

Covert Consortium

Goat Castle - Reach C Tier

Rogue Guild

Goat Castle - Reach D Tier

Synchronization Complete

Synchronize with all the Goat Towers

Where is It?

Find That clown

Who Baywatches the Baywatch?

Run on the beach in slow motion

Real Buoy

Make like Pinocchio and get eaten!

What a Waste of Money

Buy the Gators shoes

Private Club

Goat Castle - Reach E Tier

Reach the Stratosphere

Get flung out of the map

A Center for Ants?

Interact with the shrunken shrink house

Nasty!

Get squirted on by the Fossil Fuel mascot

Forgotten Sorority

Goat Castle - Reach F Tier

Secret Achievement

Streaking

Run naked on the football field

Crocsquatch

Give Big Foot some shoes

Cannibanana

Lick a banana as an Abominana

Raider of the Lost Parking Garage

Find the perfectly round boulder

You Trusted Your Instincts

Complete all Instincts

French Fika

Lick the croissant

Egg Simulator

Become an Egg

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Equip the [REDACTED] while playing as [REDACTED] with the [REDACTED] fur

Move! That! Bus!

Redecorate the entire Goat Castle

Into the Matrix

Find the trainstation

Black Market

Find the shady merchant

Car Cave

Find the secret garage

San Angora: Become Human

Unlock the Capra Erectus

Daredevil

Jump off all Ramps

Certified Fresh

Find all movie tapes

Goat Queen

Become Queen of all the goats

Welcome to Earth

Start the Alien invasion

Secret Society

Goat Castle - Reach B Tier

Shadow Syndicate

Goat Castle - Reach A Tier

New Goat Order

Goat Castle - Reach S Tier

Don't touch the servers

You touched the servers

Try Hard 2

Find all Trinkets

G.O.A.T

Unlock all the achievements

Lousy References

Find all Broken Relics

Hell of a Ride

Take a ride on Charons boat

You Mined Too Greedily and Too Deep

Find the Deep Stone

I Love History

Sit through the whole history documentary

Wow, Such Instincts

Complete all Instincts

This Took Half My Life

Experience the entire Black Meze tour

Secret Achievement

Secret Achievement

Ultrasonic Speedy

Lick Speedy while looking like Speedy

Secret Achievement

Try Hard With a Vengeance

Find all Multiverse Trinkets

So Aerodynamic

Get flattened while driving the Trojan Goat

Dr. Pheelsgood

Help all the patients as Dr. Pilgor

Secret Achievement

Secret Achievement