Save yourself for that special orgy.
Have enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game.
Don't let sleeping dongs lie.
Everyone survives having sex in a trash-compactor full of needles.
Get all of the rings in Lord of the Rings.
Win Lights Out in under five seconds.
Swallow every worm.
Submit your monthly physical report.
Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains.
Collect enough milk to fill the tank.
Marry yourself in Abstinence.
Be the only one locked out of an ouroborus.
Eat a disgusting amount of popcorn.
Good at video games. Terrible at sex.
Penetrate yourself in Traditional Mode.
Have sex in the Date Night graveyard.
Use the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests.
Die a lot of times in your nightmares.
Learn how to literally just navigate the main menu.
Make peace with a gaggle of swans. Their natural instinct is to kill.
Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety.
Move to the right.
Move to the left.
Finish last in a Party Mode game.
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