Sellyme

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Seven horseshoes

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Gaseous assets

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Four-leaf cookie

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

All-natural cane sugar

Last Chance to See

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

So much to do so much to see

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

True Neverclick

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Endless cycle

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

When the cookies ascend just right

Speed baking II

Speed baking III

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.

Just plain lucky

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

That's rich

Have 600 banks.

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.

Checks out

Have 550 banks.

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.

In the green

Have 600 farms.

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.

Rock on

Have 550 mines.

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.

Overripe

Have 550 farms.

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.

He comes

Have 350 portals.

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.

Cave story

Have 450 mines.

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.

In full gear

Have 400 factories.

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.

Mine?

Have 400 mines.

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.

Wololo

Have 300 temples.

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.

Modern times

Have 300 factories.

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.

F12

Have 1 javascript console.

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.

Global warming

Have 100 factories.

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.

Architect

Own 500 buildings.

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

God complex

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.

Builder

Own 100 buildings.

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.

Speed baking I

Production chain

Have 1 factory.

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Click

Have 1 cursor.

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.