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Eat FIST!

Perform 10 single-hit melee kills. "In Hazard Land, the hand can be used like a knife."

Uncovered

Destroy 20 cover objects. "I know it's a waste of ammo...but I LOVE that de-rez effect!"

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Feeling Punchy

Get 5 melee kills in a row. "Not as fast as shooting...but it sure is satisfying."

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Blind Luck

Kill 25 enemies using blind fire. "Sorry. Didn't see you standing there."

Plink

Get 50 Hazard pistol kills. "Frag you."

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Head of the Class

Score 100 headshots. "Don't lose your head! Oh...too late."

Migraine

Score 50 headshots. "That's using your head!"

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Take 5.

Pause the game. "Hey...come back here and play!"

Headache

Score 20 headshots. "A shot in the head is worth two in the chest."

Better than One

Score two headshots with one bullet. "Eat lead...both of you!"

Hands-On Approach

Defeat an enemy using melee combat. "I don't need a stinkin' gun to deal with YOU!"

Straight-A Student

Complete all of the in-game tutorials. "Like I had any choice..."

It's HAZARD TIME!

"Thanks for buying my game. I'm sure you'll enjoy it. -- Sincerely, Matt Hazard"

Pull!

Get 50 Shotgun kills. "That was a blast!"

Auto Dealer

Get 50 SMG kills. "You would think this one would have been automatic. Get it? Automatic? Nothing?"

Russian Attack

Get 50 AK-47 kills. "They might be socialists, but they make a pretty good gun."

Peekaboo...I Shot You!

Get 50 Sniper Rifle kills. "Zoom, pow! Right to the moon."

Second Amendment

Get a kill with every available gun. "The developers put all those guns in the game for a reason..."

Say "No" to Pots

Shoot 30 potted plants. "Just sittin' there, bein' all green and stuff. They were askin' for it!"

Fire Hazard

Shoot and destroy 30 fire extinguishers. "Extinguishers. They're not just for fires anymore."

Boom.

Blow up 50 explosive objects. "Hey...I didn't pay for 'em. Why should I care?"

No Pain, No Gain

Kill an enemy with an explosive and take damage. "It'll hurt me more than it hurts...never mind."

Maxx Karnage

Collect 20 Hazard pickups. "Maxx Karnage...sounds like a cool action hero name."

Shield Master

Collect 20 Master Shields. "It's not like I was afraid of dying...I just wanted the achievement!"

Just a Flesh Wound

Beat a level without dying. "Eight million corpses in this level...and you're not one of them."

Hazard Avoider

Beat the game on Minor Hazard. "Sure you won...my GRANDMOTHER could win on 'Easy!'"

Pseudo-Hazard

Beat game on Major Hazard. "Well...at least you didn't have it set to 'Easy...'"

Hazard Master

Beat game on Maximum Hazard. "You've done this before, haven't you?"

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...Where Credit is Due

Watch the credits. "Hey...aren't they the guys who made that cool noir detective game?"

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