Played a game with an audience
Entered the same thing as your opponent
Wrote "meatloaf candy" and win a battle with it
You won all of your battles in Round 1 and 2
With both of your battles in a round
Got a quiplash.
Played a game with 8 players
Got 70% or more of the votes in the Last Lash
Successfully entered both your quips in a round
Wrote a quip that Schmitty actually responds to
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