Naos

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

That's rich

Have 600 banks.

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Checks out

Have 550 banks.

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.

Rock on

Have 550 mines.

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.

Overripe

Have 550 farms.

In the green

Have 600 farms.

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.

Episode II

Have 150 You.

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.

He comes

Have 350 portals.

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Cave story

Have 450 mines.

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

In full gear

Have 400 factories.

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.

Mine?

Have 400 mines.

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.

Wololo

Have 300 temples.

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.

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Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.

Modern times

Have 300 factories.

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

When the cookies ascend just right

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.

F12

Have 1 javascript console.

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Just plain lucky

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Global warming

Have 100 factories.

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.

Architect

Own 500 buildings.

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.

Builder

Own 100 buildings.

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.

Speed baking I

Speed baking II

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.

Production chain

Have 1 factory.

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.

Click

Have 1 cursor.

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

God complex

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Endless cycle

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Last Chance to See

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

All-natural cane sugar

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Four-leaf cookie

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

So much to do so much to see

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Gaseous assets

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Seven horseshoes

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

True Neverclick

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Speed baking III