Brutally, viciously murder a drone before its time by clicking on it
Reach your first compression event
Prestige for the first time
Get your first gnorp
Have 10 bombers bathed in fire at the same time
Coax successfully 20 times in a row
This is your own fault.
Have 100 slammers
Have mountaineers collect the most
Have a riflegnorp shoot grenade arrows
Reach the first compression event within 5 minutes of clicking the rock
Prestige and have a total of 10 talent points
Acquire shards without having built the stash
Embed Gnorpcalibur in the rock
Have 3 unspent Zybellium
Beat (the) Gnorp Apologue
Have 20 drones die at the same time
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