Kill a Steam Friend
Kill 10 players in the first minute of joining a match
Press the button 1000 times in one sitting
Win a match without moving
Kill 2 players with the same bullet
Buy a health upgrade with less than 10 health left
Get a kill with the shotgun from 100 meters away
Say GG in chat after the game ends
Get a kill with the sniper, rifle, and shotgun in one match
Draw Redmatch in binary
Survive a barrel explosion without any health upgrades
Kill 26 players, each username starting with a different letter of the alphabet
Kill Rugbug
Noscope a player from 75 meters away
Play Village with 15 or more people
Die 0.1 seconds after getting a kill
Have 25 upgrade points at the end of a match
Max out all of your upgrades
Get a kill with 1 health
Get a sniper kill midair with the knockback from an explosive
Win a match without getting hit
Get a wallbang kill
You've started something bad.
Destroy all the mugs
Win on each map
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Enter the gates of Heaven
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