IvanOsborne's Eat Lead Achievements

Earned on: Jun 25th 2011, 3:42:04 pm

Secret Achievement

Earned on: Jun 23rd 2011, 4:30:29 pm

Russian Attack

Get 50 AK-47 kills. "They might be socialists, but they make a pretty good gun."

Earned on: Jun 23rd 2011, 4:27:55 pm

...Where Credit is Due

Watch the credits. "Hey...aren't they the guys who made that cool noir detective game?"

60

Eat FIST!

Perform 10 single-hit melee kills. "In Hazard Land, the hand can be used like a knife."

Earned on: Jun 22nd 2011, 9:59:02 pm

25

Head of the Class

Score 100 headshots. "Don't lose your head! Oh...too late."

Earned on: Jun 22nd 2011, 9:47:55 pm

30

Plink

Get 50 Hazard pistol kills. "Frag you."

Earned on: Jun 19th 2011, 4:55:53 pm

Earned on: Jun 19th 2011, 4:45:47 pm

Uncovered

Destroy 20 cover objects. "I know it's a waste of ammo...but I LOVE that de-rez effect!"

Earned on: Jun 19th 2011, 4:37:00 pm

Secret Achievement

5

Blind Luck

Kill 25 enemies using blind fire. "Sorry. Didn't see you standing there."

Earned on: Jun 19th 2011, 4:32:13 pm

15

No Pain, No Gain

Kill an enemy with an explosive and take damage. "It'll hurt me more than it hurts...never mind."

Earned on: Jun 19th 2011, 4:29:40 pm

Earned on: Jun 19th 2011, 4:24:38 pm

Secret Achievement

Earned on: Jun 19th 2011, 4:17:04 pm

Migraine

Score 50 headshots. "That's using your head!"

Earned on: Jun 19th 2011, 4:04:40 pm

Secret Achievement

Earned on: Jun 19th 2011, 3:59:22 pm

Feeling Punchy

Get 5 melee kills in a row. "Not as fast as shooting...but it sure is satisfying."

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Headache

Score 20 headshots. "A shot in the head is worth two in the chest."

Earned on: Jun 19th 2011, 3:57:39 pm

Earned on: Jun 19th 2011, 3:48:31 pm

Hands-On Approach

Defeat an enemy using melee combat. "I don't need a stinkin' gun to deal with YOU!"

Earned on: Jun 19th 2011, 3:47:03 pm

Take 5.

Pause the game. "Hey...come back here and play!"

5

Straight-A Student

Complete all of the in-game tutorials. "Like I had any choice..."

Earned on: Mar 8th 2009, 4:53:29 pm

Earned on: Mar 8th 2009, 4:51:42 pm

It's HAZARD TIME!

"Thanks for buying my game. I'm sure you'll enjoy it. -- Sincerely, Matt Hazard"

15

Better than One

Score two headshots with one bullet. "Eat lead...both of you!"

25

Pull!

Get 50 Shotgun kills. "That was a blast!"

Auto Dealer

Get 50 SMG kills. "You would think this one would have been automatic. Get it? Automatic? Nothing?"

Second Amendment

Get a kill with every available gun. "The developers put all those guns in the game for a reason..."

Say "No" to Pots

Shoot 30 potted plants. "Just sittin' there, bein' all green and stuff. They were askin' for it!"

5

Fire Hazard

Shoot and destroy 30 fire extinguishers. "Extinguishers. They're not just for fires anymore."

Boom.

Blow up 50 explosive objects. "Hey...I didn't pay for 'em. Why should I care?"

Maxx Karnage

Collect 20 Hazard pickups. "Maxx Karnage...sounds like a cool action hero name."

Shield Master

Collect 20 Master Shields. "It's not like I was afraid of dying...I just wanted the achievement!"

Just a Flesh Wound

Beat a level without dying. "Eight million corpses in this level...and you're not one of them."

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Hazard Avoider

Beat the game on Minor Hazard. "Sure you won...my GRANDMOTHER could win on 'Easy!'"

Pseudo-Hazard

Beat game on Major Hazard. "Well...at least you didn't have it set to 'Easy...'"